Before you continue, close your eyes, take 5 deep breaths and imagine a world where flat tops were round, and owls could fight back. #OwlLivesMatter
Welp, we've reached that point again. We've laughed, we've loved, we've cried. We've probably also flown some.
Now, open your PPG Bible to Assholes 1:3 verse 420, and follow along with me.
Today is a special day, because we're joined together by the shredder of all shredders. Memorializing all of WPPGA's beauty, it's leader. The Papi Chulo of all Papi Chulo's.
In yet another one of our finest achievements ever, we present to you... Don't Shred On Me Air Freshener, in Black Ice. The last air freshener you will EVER need.
Does your wing bag smell like shit? Black Ice it.
Is your harness full of crotch rot? Black ice it.
Forget your deodorant before a flight? BLACK. ICE. IT.
There are only 100 of these. Actually 99, because I used one in my brand new Tesla. It smells fucking amazing now. As always, all proceeds go to my drug habits.
DON'T SHRED ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Man, you are one pathetic loser." - Lloyd Christmas