First 100 units: $.99 each (new customers only) Coupon Code: Y089FYNCBWBV
Introducing the finest in single-finger fun for mile-high adventures; our re-engineered brake toggles. Originally a Ryan Shaw (fucking legend) masterpiece, these toggles will give you a dominant presence you've always wanted. Fly like RS, with none of the original's tight-hole issues (you're welcome).
With a lower body count than your neighbor's recent OnlyFans shoot, these toggles are built to last. Boasting over 1800 lbs of failure strength, you can throw barrel rolls with the confidence of a sky god.
Each toggle is lovingly hand-sewn by the wandering artisans of Slab City and inspected by Motel 6 tweakers.
