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Air Freshener

Air Freshener

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Introducing the PPG Smoke Aviator Tears Air Freshener: Because Regular Air Fresheners Just Can't Handle Your Altitude!

We get it – your adventures reach heights that benign pedestrians only dream of. So why settle for basic-bitch air fresheners that can't keep up with your status?  PPG Smoke Aviator Tears Air Fresheners has entered the chat, a dynamic duo that packs a punch of personality while eradicating odors like they're no big deal.

Picture this: you're soaring through the skies, embracing the wind in your receding hairline and the exhilaration in your heart. And guess what? Your car smells like a mix of yesterday's "Taco Bell farts" and 2-stroke engines. Fear not, because our Aviator Tears scent swoops in like a heroic wing-man-woman-pronoun, whisking away undesirable aromas with a flair only ass-fan pilots could understand.

The package contains not one, but two of these scent-sational wonders. Hang them proudly in your cockpit, vehicle, or anywhere that needs a dose of high-flying freshness. After all, why settle for the mundane when you can indulge in the aromatic essence of Aviator Tears? It's not just an air freshener; it's an olfactory testament to your soaring spirit. Fly free spirit child.

Your Purchase Includes:

  • 1x PPG Smoke Conspiracy Pyramid
  • 1x Asstronaught

So, fellow aviator, let the world know you're on a different plane – literally – with the PPG Smoke Aviator Tears Air Fresheners. Because when it comes to scent, altitude, and style, you've got it all under control.

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